Needless to say…

this is the best piece of infromation I have ever seen in my life!!!

Ranger Doosh

People still visit my website I hope. Anyway check out this youtube video. I found it on Newgrounds while looking through all of the guys who get to post on the front page and I found it kind of funny. It dragged on a bit too long but I mean they have guys punch The american Idol judges which is hilarious.

I have always hated American Idol. I mean I think that there should be more interesting contest on T.V. like “who can take the most drug ingections without dieing Idol”

Anyway I have been playing Left 4 Dead more then I have played Fallout 3 latily and I will have to say they are both good games.

I mean Left 4 Dead is like a game about teamwork, and Fallout 3 is a game about no teamwork.

First Left 4 Dead, is a good game I mean I like playing online with versus mode and whatnot but I kind of think that people really do not work together online which isn’t Valve’s fault but I mean it just doesn’t work out. I mean I remember one time where I got mauled by a hunter and had 5 health left and then this guy goes over to his good pal from xbox live and gives him some Pain Pills, and I am thinking “What the Fuck. Did that guy think he could give those pain pills to him without me noticing” I then proceeded to Team Kill his ass off with my Auto-Shotgun.

Fallout 3 is pretty cool too. I mean the setting is great the game play is great, and I like this parody the Onion did of it:

Not really a parody but a hilarious spoof.

Well I hope that satifyed you guys for a post… because I know it satisfied gman213456 :D

Lost the password.

for a sec there.

Oh no you didn’t.

Seriously I was always thinking of singing the ‘Oh no you didn’t’ song from Mercenary’s 2 at some sort of talent show. It would be awesome.

Then I thought why not the Band and chior get together and sing ‘Brand new song’ by Reel Big Fish:

Fuck yeah!

Still been playing Fallout 3 for a couple of weeks. I just made this post as an update for like the 9 people who visit the site, that does not include my mom.

Fallout 3

I have been playing it.

I will tell you about it later, when I am done playing it.

Which will probebly be a couple weeks.

BIIIEEEEEEEE

CoD5

Just got a comment from a hater saying CoD5 sucks… so lets talk more about it shall we?

I will start with CoD5 advice. Which is overall my personal opinions on things.

  1. Pump as much fucking lead into your opponents as POSSIBLE.
    I mean you gotta have a spammy gun. Because the more bullets you shoot the faster they will die, the faster you will gain points.
  2. Flash Hiders, rock.
    With my experience so far with CoD5, (level 65) would be that flash hiders are actually good. I mean you can go prone and hide in with deadbodys then here the advantage with the flash hider is, you can shoot people and they will not see you shoot. And if they look in your direction… your a bunch of deadbodys to them!
  3. The biggest gun, is not the best.
    I have found with alot of the machine guns, they are great for getting guys close up, but when you gotta aim down the sites at someguy… as soon as you start firing you lose all accuracy.
  4. Do not go to the extreme with overkill!
    The perk overkill gives you two weapons… but don’t go over board and start making Sniper Rifle/Shotgun classes. It does not work out.
  5. With sniper rifles… do not take the shot.
    The sniper rifles in this game are bolt action… so you better be sure you are gonna kill the guy when you shoot him… because if you miss and graze him, he is already hiding behind the nearest barrel by the time you can shoot him again.
  6. Get all the marksmen challenges.
    They will give you more exp then if you just stick with the same weapon the whole 65 levels. Plus it isn’t that hard… I mean I had all theĀ  marksmen challenges down by level 50 or so.
  7. Get the martyrdom veteran challenge.
    It’s the easiest one you will get.

Well that’s about it with my AWESOME TIPS OF AWESOMENESS. Now are class recommendations :D but I will warn you… I am gonna say Bandolier a lot because it is the only good first perk in my opinion.

SNIPER CLASS:
Weapon: Any sniper with a scope… but the best sniper is the PTRS.
Side arm: Any pistol you got, but if you have Overkill a PPSH-41
Perk 1: Bouncing Betty’s, or Bandolier.
Perk 2: Overkill, Double tap, or stopping power.
Perk3: Iron Lungs, it is the only perk that is for sniping.

SHOTGUN CLASS:
Weapon: Double Barreled shotgun, with grip.
Side arm: Any pistol you got.
Perk 1: If you still have perk one I just go with Bandolier.
Perk 2: Sleight of Hand, reloading a double barreled shotgun is a bitch.
Perk3: Steady aim all the way, you never scope with a shotgun.

SPAMMY GUN CLASS:
Weapon: PPSh-41 or FG-42, PPSh should have a round drum.
Side arm: Any pistol.
Perk 1: Bandolier… with a spammy gun your gonna need it.
Perk 2: Double Tap or Sleight of Hand.
Perk3: Steady Aim or Martyrdom… depends how you play.

SEMI-AUTO CLASS:
Weapon: SVT-40 or Ghewehr, with aperture site
Side arm: Any Pistol.
Perk 1: Bomb Squad or Bandolier.
Perk 2: Stopping power.
Perk3: Martyrdom.

And the last class will be yours. Well if you guys are questioning my pick of classes I will tell you why I picked them.

I picked the Semi-Auto class just because I like semi-automatics in general. Then I got the spammy gun class because when Semi-auto’s fail then you gotta win the cheap way… by being cheap. Then the Shotgun and Sniper Rifle classes because they are classics and you need them for certain maps.

You need a sniper for big ones like Seelow and you need a shotgun for little maps like Dome or Asylum.

Also if you are a high level I would just forget everything I said in the third perk and use reconnaissanse. I mean it doesn’t show the players but I guess it is useful. Unlike all the other 3rd perks.

So that about wraps up my Call of Duty 5 shit for now. See ya.

Anyone wanna send me some tape?

Well my tablet has broken… I mean my pen for it has. So I can not make any new animations or drawing unless I draw them with my mouse. God awful mouse’s are at drawing. So I guess I will just chill for a while while that is getting checked out.

In the mean time anyone wanna play some Call of Duty 5? My gamertag is PunkofTime, just invite to a game or some shit. I am all for it.

Also anyone wanna tell me which I should get, “Skate 2″ or “Left 4 Dead” been conflicting about it for a while and my mom can drive me like tomorrow to get it so… ya… tell me.

edn psot.

I don’t hate Repercussions.

I never said I hated it… I just never liked it. I mena I kind of am an animation freak. I mean not a real life action freak I mean… one of my favorite stick figure animations, is the Shift Limits: Galaxy Collab.

I mean I know you guys might be sick of me reviewing things but I mean this is almost the last one I just gotta tell you guys about this.

I mean just it’s awesome. I mena it is old… but it is awesome. I mean it’s got some good animators and animations, like Terkoiz and Miccool and Fedora’s was cool. I mean just the whole animation was about action I mean with dudes shootin’ guns! And jumping from planets and astroids! And SPACE WALRUS’S!!!

This animation just makes me want to make more stick animations.

Watch it… now…

I have not updated in a while.

I made a hilarious Contact me page.

So ya…

Dead Space.

It… is the best motherfucking game, the greatest motherfuckin’ game in the world… ALL RIIIIIGHT.

No seriously good game, EA… good game. I mean i just got it, second chapter and it is the best! I mean those fuckin’ aliens pop out of no where and your like “OH SHIT” and you start blowing the crap out of them by shooting at the randomly and spamming the right trigger, but that doesn’t work! You gotta slice there limbs off! With the concept in mind it really says that this game just takes more tactics then holding down X and yelling, “OMGDIEUMOTHERFUCKERLOLOLOLOLOLOL”

You guys probably know the game I made a post about it before but anyway, your this guy named Isaac on this repair crew to go to this one ship called the USSC Isimora or something like that, to respond to a distress call. Then like everyone on the ship is like… these crazy alien dudes. And I mean everyone! Even the babies!

The only way to kill them is to slice off there limbs! Which overall is badass. I mean dude. Slicing off limbs! I still haven’t tried slicing off there legs to see if they crawl after you… I am gonna have to tell you guys later.

I love this game. At first I did not think it was scary… until little pieces of the dead bodies started eating your FLESH OFF! YEAH!

Out of a 10 I give this game Four Million Nine Hundred Twenty Seven Tousand Two hundred and Six.

My brother is giving me GTA4 back, tomorrow. So I think I might do a review on Cod5 next.

Caio, Frequent.

Edit: HOLY SHIT MUTHAFUCKA I WUZ LIKE IN UR MOMS PANTS LAST NIGHT! LOLOLOLOLO! BONER!

I am afraid.

Well I finally saw that Castle Repercussions is out. So I sent it to my Terrorist Friend Shawyun before I had time to watch it. After watching it I am afraid for my life because it sucked so bad, I bet you that Shawyuns gonna come to my house and shoot me in the face. Dude, it stunk. I mean I liked it kind of but I mean it was to dramatic for all it was worth! I was really expecting some awesome automatic gunfire like in castle 2, but not I got 1 shot… 1 gun fire blast… and it didn’t even kill the guy!

So in the end I was kind of disappointed after waiting a freakin’ year for it! I mean me and my friend Shawyun and all the gang always talk about Castle I mean dude we are like, “Hey… Castle Repercussions is at 92% done!” and then the next guy would say, “FREAKIN’ SWEET!” and then we would high five and jump over a 20 foot building! So I hope this next one or whatever has more action and badass necotity on it! PEACE.